Wednesday, March 28, 2007

One of a kind.........

English is an increasingly classless language, a global language unlike any other in history. Check out the funnier side of the language. Real good...




In classroom:
  • Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
  • Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
  • Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside.
  • Both of you three, get out of the class.
  • Close the doors of the window.
  • Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
  • Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family:

  • I have two daughters both of them are girls.
At the playground:
  • All of you, stand in a straight circle.
  • There is no wind in the balloon.

Punishment:

  • You, rotate the ground four times.
  • You, go and under-stand the tree.
  • You three of you, stand together separately.
  • Why you are late - say YES or NO.

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