Conundrums

No cheap gimmicks intended here, pls don't dismiss it as an uncouth joke. A very nice rib-tickling one... read on.....

An airline employee with the last name Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down to an empty seat.

The rule with the airlines employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you have to surrender it. So, when the flight became completely full and still more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr. Gay and said to the man now sitting there, "Excuse me, are you Gay?"

Stunned, the man said, "Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I am!"

The flight attendant said, "I am sorry, but you'll have to get off the plane."

At this point, Mr. Gay who had been watching all this, jumped up and said, "Excuse me, you have made a mistake -- I'm Gay!"

Finally, another man jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm gay too! They can't throw us all off the plane!"