Hawhawhaw

Two Americans go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot, but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.

The first one turns to the second and says,"You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."

"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food.""I promise I won't," says the first. "Just hurry!" Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second one. Exasperated and starving, the first one digs into the sandwiches.

Suddenly, the second American pops out from behind a rock and yells, "THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not going!"