Ahoy.....

Well...well.. well.. I have been glued on to the seat for quite some time and it's high time that I wind up. Before pushing off to office, just wanted to share a very nice snap taken at the module, (say a zillion thanks to Antz for clicking this blink-and-u-miss-it moment) with production at full swing.


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How computers are carried in Infosys !!!

Conundrums

No cheap gimmicks intended here, pls don't dismiss it as an uncouth joke. A very nice rib-tickling one... read on.....

An airline employee with the last name Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down to an empty seat.

The rule with the airlines employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you have to surrender it. So, when the flight became completely full and still more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr. Gay and said to the man now sitting there, "Excuse me, are you Gay?"

Stunned, the man said, "Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I am!"

The flight attendant said, "I am sorry, but you'll have to get off the plane."

At this point, Mr. Gay who had been watching all this, jumped up and said, "Excuse me, you have made a mistake -- I'm Gay!"

Finally, another man jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm gay too! They can't throw us all off the plane!"

Simple Office Techniques...

The purpose of this is to create awareness amongst us and to suggest certain simple techniques to cope with our increasingly demanding work-styles. Click on the image to expand it...

All of us spend 8 hours in office and we need to learn to enjoy those 8 hours.

Happy working….

Hope you don't do this....

Hope you dont do this when you get an

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Ailaaa..

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$. We are worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well. NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Warm regards
Boss...........


Courtesy: $umi

Voilaa......

How to trap girls.....



Can anyone help me out, where can I get this poster...

I love Thursdays,,,,

Can you smell Thursdays?

Well... I am trying to..

Is it possible...?

Heee....

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

A must for IT companies

I am off to the store right away in search of a nice cozy pillow, just in case. Anyone following me....?

A Monster with Manners...

From the makers of Triumph, presenting you a monster should I dare call it, a whirling, mechanised cyclone of power, Rocket III. With an engine as big as a car's and a dry weight of more than 300 kilograms (if you are darn good in maths, that's five Antz loaded on a weighing machine), nothing about this mean machine makes sense........... until you ride it. Everything about it is huge, including its price.

This behemoth cruiser is yours and only yours, at 26 grand (calculation and analysis made in terms of US dollars) Bike lovers snooping around, for a real visual treat, doubleclick on the pictures below....

One of a kind.........

English is an increasingly classless language, a global language unlike any other in history. Check out the funnier side of the language. Real good...




In classroom:

• Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
• Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
• Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside.
• Both of you three, get out of the class.
• Close the doors of the window.
• Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
• Take 5 cm wire of any length.
  

About family:

• I have two daughters both of them are girls.

At the playground:

• All of you, stand in a straight circle.
• There is no wind in the balloon.
  

Punishment:

• You, rotate the ground four times.
• You, go and under-stand the tree.
• You three of you, stand together separately.
• Why you are late - say YES or NO.

Sardar's Bravery!!!!

A Sardar, a German and an American got arrested consuming alcohol, which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The American was next up. After watching the German in horror, he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the American was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. "And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the American to my back"!!!

Gyan Guru...

For the first time in India, the very renowned Guru Antzji's mighty presence will be felt at your very own Coimbatore. It is a divine experience to meet this great Guru, who wishes to impart his valuable piece of knowledge to all his disciples. Click here for a rendezvous with this man bestowed with divine powers ....

It happens only in Africa..

Adventures of Johnny!!!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!".

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

Evolution of Michael Jackson

Voila... I personally have got nothing against Michael JakkuBhai. His songs are phenomenal and has fans greater than, say the entire Australian population. The physical appearance of Michael Jackson has seen significant changes throughout his career. Jackson has had multiple plastic surgery procedures to modify his appearance, especially his nose.


If you wish to know what actually evolution of life is, then this answers your question...

A real stayer

A perfect example of overworking...

Great Puzzle..

Can you solve this puzzle??? I bet .. u can't......!!!!!

IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD.
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
WHATZ IT ?

Think, think, think............... take your time....

If unable to find, then click here to get your answer....

Facts

• Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
• Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
• A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
• When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
• Only 7% of the population are lefties.
• Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years
  old.
• The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
• The average housefly lives for one month.
• 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
• A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
• The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
• Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
• The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
• The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their
  heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
• Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
• In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and
  a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
• Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane, just in
  case there is a crash.
• The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a
  carburetor.
• If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

Theory of Relativity...

Now I know why Newton committed suicide...

Does God Exist?

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen. It's an explanation other people will understand.

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects.

When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber."I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers do exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."
"Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, does exist! What happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

A touching picture of Father and Son...

Like Father, like Son

Cricket-Frenzy Fans...

So what India is out of the tournament, so what you got mowed by the minnows... ahem....change of thought (no underestimation here).... mighty Bangladesh, so what after all the crowing and bragging about the team proved futile, you are still our heroes. The World Cup mania does not grind to a halt here. The show must go on... The game has just begun..