Amigos!!!

BTW,
It feels good when others check out your blog, and it feels real better when they get back to you on irregular blog updates. Well, let me be as plain as a pikestaff, there were two reasons behind it. Firstly, the net was disconnected {just between us, in scientific terms, it could be defined as the malfunction or dingolfication [sic - Dictionary of Antz] of the Internet induced by irregular payment of bills}.

Secondly, courtesy, the beforementioned article, the culprit GTA: Vice City