Good ones!!!

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening..

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun..

Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!!!

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours !

Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!

Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING

A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister", the judge began, "You've been brought here for drinking..
"Great!!!!" the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"

Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..

Via: Chandru