Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Commonly asked Queries

  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  • Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
  • Why is it called building when it is already built?
  • If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
  • If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???
  • If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
    Get Back to WORK

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If briefing is for briefs, then for transcripts is it Transing buddy..?