A Must Read!!!

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic.. ." Try doing it with the engine running."

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Caller: Hello, is this the Help Line?
HelpLine: Yes, it is. How may I help you?
Caller: The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?
HelpLine: I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?
Caller: Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer.
HelpLine: Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?
Caller: It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional, it just has '4X' on it.


At this point the HelpLine operator realized that the caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.

Ferrari Taxi in Kerala!!!!

Gone are the days wherein the posh and expensive cars were tagged to the rich and the mighty. One of my friend forwarded me these interesting pics. Bedazzled? The baton of the so-called taxis is being passed from the sturdy Ambassadors, Fiats, and Indicas to the more sleek, mean machines like Ferraris...

Shoo!!!

Thought of posting the video titled - Clash of the Titans!!! Last heard, the cat fled the town after this confrontation.....

Clash of the Titans!!!

Featuring the two heavyweights, My pet versus The Cat next door.

Just eavesdropped to find out what exactly my pet (Chickoo) had in stake for the cat. There were some one-sided verbiages lashed upon the cat. It goes like this.....

Twinkle twinkle puny cat
I don't care who you are
Up above the wall so high
Like a zombie in my eye

Heights of Positive Thinking!!!!

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Pronunciation!!!!

Hi folks,

To start off with, one quickie if you can answer, how do you pronounce the word "marijuana." Well, this incident happened a month or two ago, wherein I got caught at the wrong end trying to pronounce the so-called word, marijuana {courtesy - my colleagues}. You tend to learn from your mistakes, especially when corrected by others.

Here is a real cool site to improve your pronunciation skills: - http://www.m-w.com/


If you wish to, you can add the link to your Favorites. The next time you come across any tongue-twisting word, click on to the site, key in the desired word, and presto, don't forget your headphones!!!

Requirements: Headsets of course...